Dear friends and foes!
It is my great pleasure to invite you to the first traditional exhibition at my stylish city salon (read: my place).
You will enjoy the modern art fruits of an acquaintance of mine. He is soon to be a star in his world and has had many solo exhibitions already. We are launching him into the orbit now, at my place. As no formal paper issue will be presented with the details about his life, please, inform yourself more on the artist's work here.
You are welcome to make an apraisal of the exhibited works and the critics accepted is constructive only.
Please, dress appropriate.
Dress code: evening formal obligatory.
No unproperly dressed guests will be let in to see the exhibition! You will be isolated behind the closed doors outside on the hall, only hearing the joyous screams of everybody else having fun.
Take this invitation as the HONOUR to participate and don't insult the guest. Renew your knowledge of manners and etiquette (use google carefully and selectively for that purpose).
Beware, this is an exclusive and luxury event that has taken a lot of preparation to go through and you should behave appropriate. No pets or pests, please, no children under 12. Drain your possible nasal liquor into silky handkerchief or stay at home.
the art of an elegant cold
A bottle of champaigne will make a lot of people happy, but if you opt out to bring a room plant or cut flowers (plastic or real), you will be shot on the spot without hesitation. This is no joke, you had been warned.
you bring flowers - we shoot you - no shikimiki
Other possible gifts will be subject to public mockery at your own risk.
The guests will be kindly asked to take off their shoes as the exhibition salon is also my home and my cleaning lady is moody. You can bring your own slippers if you want.
Group smoking will be arranged in the extra premises, attached to the salon.
Please, if you are a smoker, make sure you have all the equipment needed as i am not into searching matches for you on the exhibition date, i will be too buisy. Smoking is only permitted if you are aware of health risks such action is inducing.
Expected date of a gala opening: 27th of October, 2005
Warning: date is a subject to change, so be sure to check this side regularly, as it will be updated.
Location: my place. if you don't know where that is and you suspect i won't tell you if you ask me, you are not invited, because this exhibition is exclusive (big game only) and not open to public, thank you. you are still invited if you can ask somebody who does know and you own an evening dress you can appear into or if you have close social contacts with somebody who is invited or you provide sexual services for him or her.
Expected time of the opening: 20.00 hours. Make sure you are only late as within politeness. All (yes, all!) gests will be removed from the scenery after 2.00 a.m. and will be kindly invited to visit exhibiton again.
"In a tuxedo, I’m a star.
In regular clothes, I’m nobody."
Dean Martin
Final notice:
To all of those who cannot come, written appologies are expected. Excuses such as sick neighbours or jealous partners are rejected in advance. We expect you will appear on the exhibiton some other time, while it lasts and i guarantee you it won't last long, so hurry up, make an appointment in advance to reserve your art evening.
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